Homemade Jam

Ingredients:

makes about 1.4 kg (3 lb)

1.4 kg (3 lb) strawberries, hulled
1.4 kg (3 lb) sugar

Try this one out. Get the scones and clotted cream in and enjoy some afternoon tea. 

Or if this one doesn't tickle your fancy....try my recipe out:

Ingredients:

1 bearded man

1 small warm room

1 years worth of strawberries

Method:

Keep man in small room. Feed man strawberries for 1 year. Watch as man turns to jam. enjoy!